Top 10 Reasons Why American European License Plates Are Awesome

  1. You can use them year-round if you want, no need to wait for the    4th of July to come around again!
  2. You can wear them to a parade as a necklace
  3. They look great on tractors too
  4. You can put cool American phrases on them like ‘PANTYDROPA’
  5. Tired of flimsy of paper plates?  Use our durable plates to eat your  juicy, grilled burger like a real man
  6. They keep your bumper from getting scratched when you run over a terrorist
  7. Chicks dig ‘em
  8. Al Qaeda hates them
  9. Chuck Norris has one
  10. They are ‘Merican, enough said

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